6. Then there was the statement, she brought out after separating from Chris Martin. "We have always conducted our relationship privately and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner,” wrote Gwyneth, inventing both a new pharse and a whole new level of pretentiousness.

Gwyneth Paltrow The now consciously uncoupled Gwyneth

7. Since Gwyneth knows everything, especially when it comes to other peoples feelings, she decided to tell Americans how they should have reacted to 9/11. “I find the English amazing how they got over 7/7." she said. "There were no multiple memorials with people sobbing as they would have been in America. There, they are constantly scaring people but at the same time, people think nothing of going to see a therapist.”

8. Proving she's actually been annoying for longer that we first though, a 29 year old Gwyneth once said,  “Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don’t have that many good years left in me.”

9. Of course last week, the actress compared her online experiences to war, "You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it's a very dehumanising thing. It's almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanising thing, and then something is defined out of it.” Hopefully to Gwyneth, almost like war actually means nothing like armed combat at all.

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10. Finally, down to earth Gwyneth said, “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.” No you can't, but you could try using a little empathy some times Gwyneth.