The Faculty Review
By Bradley Null
Easily the biggest problem with this movie is in the marketing. I can only imagine how pissed off Williamson, Rodriguez, and everyone else involved in the movie must have been to see the film marketed as just another schlocky entry into the horror genre, which generally takes the words aliens; teenagers; battle; suspicious; killer; small town; etc. and jumble them up to come up with a concept (to wit, this time: suspicious small town teenagers battle killer aliens). Now if you are already a big 80s horror fan, just skip this review, because you already saw the movie, but this review is for people who are highly suspicious of shelling out eight bucks to see a horror flick. The only reason I actually saw The Faculty was because my little sister begged me to. But now I'm trying to convince you to.
Actually, The Faculty is just as witty as Scream, slightly less original, but makes up with it by acknowledging its status as essentially an update of Donald Siegel's 1956 classic Invasion of the Body Snatchers, one of the most frightening movies ever made, before Hollywood began trying to make you jump in your seat rather than truly fear the end of the world. Granted, with Robert Rodriguez and his frenetic camera involved, this update heightens the sense of urgency and makes you hop up a time or two. But, unlike his substance-lite stylizations in Desperado and From Dusk Till Dawn, Rodriguez manages to hold onto the wit and character of Williamson's script and fashion a film that not only gets your heart racing, but also manages enough intelligence to force you to suspend your disbelief.
To top it all off, The Faculty throws in some good Breakfast Club social commentary about high school social heirarchy, and examines the lasting effects of a surreal experience on such an ingrained social order. Granted, The Faculty's not Schindler's List, but if you ive it a chance it will make you think a little bit. Which is a good thing.
Vamp time.

Facts and Figures
Year: 1999
Run time: 104 mins
In Theaters: Friday 25th December 1998
Budget: $15M
Distributed by: Miramax
Production compaines: Dimension Films
Reviews
Contactmusic.com: 3.5 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 54%
Fresh: 27 Rotten: 23
IMDB: 6.4 / 10
Cast & Crew
Director: Robert Rodriguez
Producer: Elizabeth Avellan, Robert Rodriguez
Screenwriter: Kevin Williamson
Starring: Jordana Brewster as Delilah Profitt, Elijah Wood as Casey Connor, Clea DuVall as Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell, Laura Harris as Marybeth Louise Hutchinson, Josh Hartnett as Zeke Tyler, Shawn Hatosy as Stan Rosado, Salma Hayek as Nurse Rosa Harper, Famke Janssen as Miss Elizabeth Burke, Usher Raymond as Gabe Santora, Robert Patrick as Coach Joe Willis, Piper Laurie as Mrs. Karen Olson, Christopher McDonald as Mr. Frank Connor, Bebe Neuwirth as Principal Valerie Drake, Jon Stewart as Prof. Edward Furlong, Daniel von Bargen as Mr. John Tate, Jon Abrahams as F*** You Boy, Summer Phoenix as F*** You Girl, Susan Willis as Mrs. Jessica Brummel, Pete Janssen as Eddie 'Meat' McIvey, Tina Rodriguez as Tattoo Girl, Danny Masterson as F*** Up #1, Wiley Wiggins as F*** Up #2, Harry Jay Knowles as Mr. Knowles, Donna Casey as Tina, Louis Black as Mr. Lewis, Eric Jungmann as Freshman #1, Chris Viteychuk as Freshman #2, Jim Johnston as P.E. Teacher, Libby Villari as Casey's Mom, Duane Martin as Officer #1, Katherine Willis as Officer #2, Mike Lutz as Hornet Mascot, Douglas Aarniokoski as Brun Coach
Also starring: Elizabeth Avellan, Robert Rodriguez, Kevin Williamson