Six Of The Worst Grammatically Incorrect Song Lyrics

Everybody loves a good pop song, but sometimes you can’t help but cringe when the lyrics are just bad beyond comprehension. Pop obviously isn't exactly known for its strengths in the lyric department, but it’s hard to ignore when lyrics aren’t just bad - they’re grammatically incorrect, too.

Believe it or not, the actual artists behind the songs may feel the same way, too. Ariana Grande recently spoke about the arguments in the studio that she had with producer Max Martin while recording her new album, My Everything. The issue? Some of the lyrics to her recent single, ‘Break Free,’ made no sense at all. “I fought him on it the whole time,” Grande said to Time. “‘I am not going to sing a grammatically incorrect lyric, help me, God!’ Max was like, ‘It’s funny — just do it!’” Grande eventually gave in to Martin’s demands, singing lines like “Now that I’ve become who I really are,” and “I only wanna die alive.”

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It certainly didn’t impact the song’s success, considering the track is currently sitting at number ten on the Top 40 and number 18 on Billboard’s Hot 100. Moral of the story? When Max Martin tells you to do something, do it. But what about all of the other songs with grammar issues that weren’t made by the hottest producer in music? What’s their excuse?! Let’s take a look at some of the worst offenders in pop and rock over the years.

Anberlin - ‘Never Take Friendship Personal’

It almost feels wrong including Anberlin, because the guys just released their final album, Lowborn, and they’re breaking up at the end of this year. However, that doesn’t mean that their earlier records get a pass. Never Take Friendship Personal was Anberlin’s second album released in 2005, and for some reason, they thought it was a good idea to call the album that. It’s supposed to be “Personally,’ duh. Not only is it the album title, it’s a song title too. And a lyric. Errors aside, it’s a great pop rock song, and it’ll go down as one of their best as their career comes to a close.

Clay Aiken - ‘Invisible’

There’s a lot of things wrong with Clay Aiken’s music - like anything released after his first album. Besides that, there’s something very wrong with ‘Invisible,’ Aiken’s hit off his wonderful 2003 debut, Measure of a Man. “If I was invisible, then I could just watch you in your room,” he croons. First of all: creepy. Second of all: “WERE invisible.” Not “was.” We all wish we were invisible when we hear the grammar error, and it doesn’t help that the catchy chorus is impossible to forget about.

Rebecca Black - ‘Friday’

“We, we, we so excited. We so excited. We gonna have a ball today.” Yeah. Uh, next?

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Justin Timberlake - ‘What Goes Around… Comes Around’

Justin Timberlake is undoubtedly one of the smoothest dudes in music, and he can easily make any woman in the world fall instantly in love with him. But on his FutureSex/LoveSounds track, ‘What Goes Around… Comes Around,’ what in the world was he thinking? “When you cheated, girl, my heart bleeded, girl.” I mean, I get it - it rhymes, and Timberlake was, like, in his early 20’s when that song came out. However, that line is so bad, it wouldn’t even make the girl feel bad that she cheated. In fact, it sounds like a song Tommy Pickles from Rugrats would write. Wait, that actually sounds awesome.

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Timbaland - ‘The Way I Are’

Timbaland does a very good job producing music. He also does a very good job at showing why he’s better off producing music than rapping in it. In his critically acclaimed 2007 record, Shock Value, Timbaland, Keri Hilson, and D.O.E. link up together for the track, ‘The Way I Are.’ “Can you handle me the way I are?,” asks Timbaland. No. No, I can’t. I even have a better question for you: who even talks like that?! “I like you just the way you are” is actually said throughout the song multiple times, which makes it even more baffling. At least make that the title! ‘The Way I Are’ ended up going triple platinum in the U.S. and peaked at number three on the charts, so I think Timbaland is probably too busy drowning in money to worry about grammar mistakes.

Lady GaGa - ‘Bad Romance’

Shame on you, Lady Gaga. “You and me could write a bad romance.” I think it was drilled into our heads enough in grade school to know that it’s “you and I.” Speaking of “you and I,” Gaga actually has a song on the follow-up record titled ‘You and I,’ but naturally the lyrics in the song are wrong, because it should be “you and me” instead. With her most recent album, ARTPOP, does Gaga make it three records in a row with an error? Probably, but all Gaga cares about is that you get her album title right. "Make sure when writing about my new album/project, ARTPOP, that you capitalize the title. It's all in the details,” she said on Twitter. Irony is a beautiful thing.