The Celebrity Autobiographies We'd Rather Not Read
It has been recently reported that child-actress turned troubled adult, Lindsay Lohan, is thinking about putting pen to paper and revealing all about her 28-years thus far. While wild parties, speeding tickets, alcohol-related offences and time spent in prison are all relatively interesting if written in an amusing way, it's hard to imagine this autobiography will be anything but an extended version of the numerous articles already published about her struggles with fame.
She is, of course, not the only celebrity that has tried their hand at autobiographies as a way of boosting public interest in a somewhat failing fan base. Here are some celebrity books that we’re not sure we want to read.
With access-all-areas television shows from 2002 until the present day - the latest on Sky Living under the title Katie - surely there is nothing left to know about Katie Price's illustrious career and tumultuous love life?
Not so as the model, turned singer, turned author, turned businesswoman has a phenomenal five autobiographies about her life. Being Jordan came out in 2004 and just two years later, in 2006, the Brighton born blonde had packed enough in to fill another hardback, A Whole New World.
Not content with two tell-all publications, Pushed to the Limit came out in 2008 followed by You Only Live Once in 2010. Finally, to round off the number to a nice, healthy five, the glamour model serialised Love, Lipstick and Lies in The Sun on Sunday in 2013 and revealed as many intimate details as she could about every part of her life.
We can only hope that Katie Price will continue on her journey of marriage and divorce so that in another couple of years’ time we’ll be treated to book number six.
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If social media can be trusted she’s an arch enemy of story-telling Katie Price but Kelly Brook is going to follow in her rivals footsteps with an autobiography of her own, Close Up, due out in September.
Potentially another dirt dishing tell-all about events more than likely already available from most mainstream news outlets, Brook has referred to her work as ‘deeply personal’ and shared a picture of her front cover on her Instagram account last week.
Essex girl Chantelle Houghton rose to 'fame' after appearing in 2006's outing of Celebrity Big Brother as the first 'non-celebrity' to compete with real-life famous people in the all-seeing house. She embarked on a very public romance with Ordinary Boys singer, Samuel Preston, in the house and married and divorced him upon leaving the confined Big Brother space.
Organised in disarray, Burrell's book has been described as part history, part therapy, part gossip and part eulogy and, if anyone wanted a genuine understanding of Princess Diana and the Windsors, surely not the text to go to for truthful and objective answers.