Kristen Stewart's Poem For Robert Pattinson Is Truly Bizarre. A Critique.
It’s no secret that Kristen Stewart is often portrated as an angsty soul who bears the weight of the world on her shoulders, but we weren't expecting the 23-year-old to start writing deep poetry!
Image caption Kristen Stewart's Poem Is...Hilarious.
To sum up. So deep, Kristen. You are so deep. Much too deep and troubled for the rest of us to ever recognise what a true poetic talent you really are. But you know what, I’m cool with that.
It's probably for the best (possibly) then that Kristen Stewart returns to her day job this year with various offerings, including drama Clouds of Sils Maria, with Chloe Grace Moretz. She is also set to star in Anaethesia, about lives intersecting after a violent mugging at Columbia University. Michael K. Williams and Gretchen Mol provide support.