Lindsay Lohan Slept With Porn Star While Dad Snoozed Upstairs?

Lindsay Lohan has to dodge the obstacles in her path almost daily now with her final probation hearing taking place just nine days away on March 29th 2012, but this latest story about the star is perhaps one of the most bizarre yet, and involves both her father and a porn star going by the name of Voodoo.
The Daily Mirror reports that Voodoo - real name Alex Torres - was talking to a Canadian radio show when he let slip the revelations that apparently he'd slept with the actress and model, furthermore doing so whilst her father Michael Lohan was asleep upstairs! "Ask [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs. I'm not joking!" said Torres on Toronto's Newstalk 1010. Evidently a serious man, he reiterated "Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I'm not joking!" What, no punch lines at all?